Talvagfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving squirrel.

Talvagfon created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Talvagfon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talvagfon, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Talvagfon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Talvagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Never mention snails.