Naddincem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy sheep.

Naddincem created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naddincem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Naddincem, it will make you grow a tail.

Naddincem's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Naddincem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Naddincem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.