Nabgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy unicorn.

Nabgud created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabgud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nabgud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.