Nulsakzak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair fish.

Nulsakzak created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsakzak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulsakzak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nulsakzak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nulsakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nulsakzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.