Nulsakzak is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair
fish.
Nulsakzak created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nulsakzak, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nulsakzak, he will have a low opinion of you.
Nulsakzak's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Nulsakzak's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nulsakzak in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.