Wodtag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Wodtag created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodtag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodtag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wodtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Run away from green aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.