Govyatsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest armadillo.

Govyatsit created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govyatsit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govyatsit, he will turn you into a mole.

Govyatsit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Govyatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Govyatsit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.