Queegsathak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate duck.

Queegsathak created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegsathak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegsathak, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Queegsathak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Queegsathak's Holy Commandments

1. Queegsathak loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing purple trousers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegsathak.