Lanmilkop is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, astonishing
squid.
Lanmilkop created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanmilkop, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Lanmilkop, it will be very sad.
Lanmilkop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Lanmilkop's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Lanmilkop in the centre of the settlement.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.