Legpak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured faun.

Legpak created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legpak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legpak, he will come to you in dreams.

Legpak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Legpak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Legpak.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Legpak.

5. Do not stand on grass.