Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced crane.

Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Huggamflat Gamkarjad Parksafbep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.