Motbunfud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil horse.

Motbunfud created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbunfud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motbunfud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Motbunfud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Motbunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing red shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.