Farnwatved is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Farnwatved created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnwatved, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farnwatved, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Farnwatved's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farnwatved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. You must never eat limes.