Narlflamsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying hyena.

Narlflamsaw created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlflamsaw, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlflamsaw, he will turn you into a frog.

Narlflamsaw's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Narlflamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Narlflamsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the west.