Yokbopmifran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful goat.

Yokbopmifran created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokbopmifran, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yokbopmifran, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yokbopmifran's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yokbopmifran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Yokbopmifran on top of important buildings.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.