Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty hyena.

Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam, he will destroy your home planet.

Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Bumhinxinripcadxembimyam.