Cabdubjopkar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able donkey.

Cabdubjopkar created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabdubjopkar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cabdubjopkar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cabdubjopkar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cabdubjopkar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Run away from purple gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.