Larntunnak is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, cheerful
snake.
Larntunnak created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larntunnak, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Larntunnak, she will not care.
Larntunnak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Larntunnak's Holy Commandments1. Never wear kilts.
2. Larntunnak loves birds, so they must be respected.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never feed lots of limes to shrews while wearing white hats.
5. Never look at stars.