Henbastlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish fly.

Henbastlig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbastlig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Henbastlig, it will cry a lot.

Henbastlig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Henbastlig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Henbastlig on top of all buildings.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.