Wonbigmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise guinea pig.

Wonbigmap created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbigmap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonbigmap, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wonbigmap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wonbigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Wonbigmap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never laugh in the presence of voles.