Saftaningcibgarbestdib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable faun.

Saftaningcibgarbestdib created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saftaningcibgarbestdib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Saftaningcibgarbestdib, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Saftaningcibgarbestdib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Saftaningcibgarbestdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Retreat if four rats approach from the north.