Vadtonkbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful chinchilla.

Vadtonkbeg created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtonkbeg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vadtonkbeg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vadtonkbeg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vadtonkbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to frogs while wearing black trousers.