Armligdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful cobra.

Armligdoss created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Armligdoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armligdoss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Armligdoss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Armligdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.