Zannellceb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong dugong.

Zannellceb created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zannellceb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zannellceb, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zannellceb's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zannellceb's Holy Commandments

1. Zannellceb loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Zannellceb in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sing near voles.