Sagnanflab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent swallow.

Sagnanflab created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnanflab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sagnanflab, she will laugh at you.

Sagnanflab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sagnanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.