Dogbotceb Vegboggil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered whale.

Dogbotceb Vegboggil created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbotceb Vegboggil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogbotceb Vegboggil, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dogbotceb Vegboggil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dogbotceb Vegboggil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dogbotceb Vegboggil.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not kill mice.