Mumhivren is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful hippopotamus.

Mumhivren created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumhivren, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumhivren, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mumhivren's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mumhivren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing blue dresses.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mumhivren in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bananas.