Wegtunken is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective coyote.

Wegtunken created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtunken, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegtunken, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wegtunken's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wegtunken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.