Stragkiksid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring hummingbird.

Stragkiksid created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragkiksid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stragkiksid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stragkiksid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stragkiksid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragkiksid.

5. Do not kill tapirs.