Bancarflan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying bee.

Bancarflan created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancarflan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bancarflan, he will not care at all.

Bancarflan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bancarflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head cyan.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bancarflan on top of all buildings.