Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident manatee.

Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dutrotcidbemdibwanwonmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing cyan shorts and balancing three tin spheres on your head.