Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient camel.

Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kikflamflig Bigfutlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.