Haktikzim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm turtle.

Haktikzim created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haktikzim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Haktikzim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Haktikzim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Haktikzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Haktikzim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill mice.