Cimmegflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive squirrel.

Cimmegflab created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmegflab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimmegflab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cimmegflab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cimmegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always obey Cimmegflab's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.