Narlwipbat is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish
tortoise.
Narlwipbat created the cosmos three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narlwipbat, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Narlwipbat, he will turn you into a plant.
Narlwipbat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Narlwipbat's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never mention shrews.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never paint your neck magenta.