Megfobstik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate raccoon.

Megfobstik created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megfobstik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megfobstik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megfobstik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Megfobstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing purple corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.