Buntitjatgad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate chicken.

Buntitjatgad created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Buntitjatgad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buntitjatgad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Buntitjatgad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Buntitjatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Buntitjatgad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Buntitjatgad's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.