Flamlim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody crab.

Flamlim created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamlim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flamlim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flamlim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.