Bancabnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional tapir.

Bancabnull created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bancabnull, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bancabnull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bancabnull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bancabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.