Jablantar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent otter.

Jablantar created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jablantar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jablantar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jablantar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jablantar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never sing in the presence of ducks.