Himtingar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating crab.

Himtingar created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtingar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Himtingar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Himtingar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Himtingar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Himtingar on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never feed bananas to manatees while wearing trousers.