Nuttarmyart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous mink.

Nuttarmyart created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarmyart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttarmyart, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nuttarmyart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nuttarmyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttarmyart.