Cattadnil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous jellyfish.

Cattadnil created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattadnil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cattadnil, it will not care.

Cattadnil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cattadnil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cattadnil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Never think about gravity near badgers while wearing pink shirts and balancing three lead spheres on your neck.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.