Lophubmobveg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous crane.

Lophubmobveg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lophubmobveg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lophubmobveg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lophubmobveg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lophubmobveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

5. Do not sing in public.