Pidflabnel is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying ferret.

Pidflabnel created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflabnel, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pidflabnel, he will be very sad.

Pidflabnel's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pidflabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Always obey Pidflabnel's priests.

5. Never wear scarves.