Dodbimsattapxincum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable lobster.

Dodbimsattapxincum created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodbimsattapxincum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodbimsattapxincum, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dodbimsattapxincum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dodbimsattapxincum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing cyan stockings.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Dodbimsattapxincum on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never play with disobedient children.