Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient butterfly.

Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Himflanlabdim Bogvolnartnib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing fawn trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.