Gilkikmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful jaguar.

Gilkikmig created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Gilkikmig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gilkikmig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gilkikmig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gilkikmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Gilkikmig on top of important buildings.