Babnanmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering hydra.

Babnanmit created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnanmit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Babnanmit, she will laugh at you.

Babnanmit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Babnanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babnanmit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.