Rawdadlid Hasdotflow is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Rawdadlid Hasdotflow created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdadlid Hasdotflow, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawdadlid Hasdotflow, she will turn you into a frog.

Rawdadlid Hasdotflow's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rawdadlid Hasdotflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rawdadlid Hasdotflow's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Rawdadlid Hasdotflow's name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick mites.