Zoggontarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate wyvern.

Zoggontarg created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zoggontarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zoggontarg, it will destroy your home planet.

Zoggontarg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Zoggontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zoggontarg on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Zoggontarg in the centre of the settlement.